Insert vaguely stereotypical insults here!
Since everyone else seems to be challenging each other, how about it?
Dear representative of the Northern Irish rag tagged bunch of 40k playing scumbags,
We fine decent Dutch privetering whoring looting alcoholic people ofcourse accept your challange!
Insults and taunts have been requested, a practice not beneeth the Dutch! Not eager to repeat insults from last year we shall refrain from calling you a bunch of conniving leprechauns, nor shall we say that the brewing of whiskey is something the Norn badly copied from the Scotch.
Also before formal insultations are to be issued the Norn last year have proven themselves to be worthy foes. On the field not giving any ground when furiously attacked by the Dutch whilst holding your liquor and being able to drink with the worst of us.
However last year we took your alcoholic bait, being intoxicated the Norn managed to evade the Lions' claws. Knowing such a trap would certainly await us this year as well we will come prepared. Don't think we seek to evade your trojan 'liquor' horse, we know full well that just as in chess, the best way to decline a gambit is in first accepting it! Knowing full well we won't be able to resist your alcoholic trap we have trained both our livers and minds, disciplinedly we have trained for a full year only whilst intoxicated! Thus this year with our claws sharpened we shall stand resolute!
On behalf of the Dutch team I say; "Challange accepted!"
Dutch 40k ETC Team captain
Our glorious leader will not deign to speak to drunkards so I have been delegated to respond on his behalf (naturally by text for the same reason) so on behalf of our glorious leader ...
"U kunt, beat Norn Iron, we don’t think so. You think you can slag us but we will slag the shit out of you, you hoor! You koks will see how a dish is served, we will roast some little dutch boys and leave you with bitterballen. But relax , Darragh isn’t with us this year so we will not slaap on the job. We know all this turns you on but all you will be after we thrash you is has-bonen."