Don't fear for us Argentina,
The truth is we'll not only drink you under the gaming tables
The ETC promises wild gaming days
You'll regret none of your poor gameplay decisions
As we pay for your beers and that's a promise!

Argentina, we are officially throwing you the gauntlet to arranged a fixed match come the ETC in Zagreb

Argentinian Steak goes well with fine Belgian Brews, so let's see if we can get the same going at the gaming table?

Do you pick up the somewhat spikey heretical looking gauntlet thrown at your feet?

A little preview of what you can expect should you accept:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC27PI900mM

We think of things that weren't, but might have been.
A balanced eight edition, what a dream.
Dan Brown, writing a decent book
A team full of Argentinians, sobers as a block.

Such a challenge was never seen before
Especially because there was no Argentinian team of yore
We will meet under the dew
and share more than one brew-

Because we accept the challenge,
We will be a phalanx-
Just be gentle, despite the rhymes,
as this will be, our fist time.

Of course we accept the challenge!

In the best spirit of camaraderie and sportsmanship that must surely rule such an important tournament, we will participa---

Bah, who do I want to deceive... You had us at the beer part ;)